"Why do bartenders always assume I want a Bloody Mary?"
-Edward Cullen in a bar-
"We're saving on fuel due to the economic recession,"
-Batman,
when asked why he was using a black Toyota Prius Hybrid-
"You kids these days with your PS3s and Xbox 360s...
Back then all we had to play with were sticks!"
"Really, grandpa? I bet they weren't wireless and had no vibration back then, right?"
-A grandfather and his granchild,
who thought his dear old grandpa meant joysticks, not sticks of a branch...-
-Edward Cullen in a bar-
"We're saving on fuel due to the economic recession,"
-Batman,
when asked why he was using a black Toyota Prius Hybrid-
"You kids these days with your PS3s and Xbox 360s...
Back then all we had to play with were sticks!"
"Really, grandpa? I bet they weren't wireless and had no vibration back then, right?"
-A grandfather and his granchild,
who thought his dear old grandpa meant joysticks, not sticks of a branch...-
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