Monday, October 27, 2008

Memories of The Form 5s

Well, aside from the upcoming Graduation day, school's practically over. Then there's the oh-so-dreaded SPM, but that's irrelevant for now. What's important now is to reminisce bout the good times we had. Sob.......





































I'm gonna miss you guys once all these things are over and done with. Sadly, I won't be coming back for Form 6, so it well may be the last time I see you guys after SPM.

Man, this is such an emo moment....

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Intersting....

Not sure if it's true. You never really know for sure when it comes to quizzes...

"The decisions you have made indicates your criteria in choosing your future partner for life.
More important matters come first on the list below:"
  1. Education
  2. Appearance
  3. Love
  4. Money
Wanna try it out for yourself? Here's the link.
Click me =)

Curious Personality Test.

Not sure if it's true...see for yourself, I guess? =)


Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:

You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.


You could try and take this test by yourself. Here's the link.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Things you should know but...you don't.

1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton..

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a 'tittle'.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.)

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher..

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.

34.. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. 'Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard , and they haul her fanny off to jail.'

They Walk Among Us: Stupid People


here's a perfect example of some dumb people in the big US of A.

While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. The agent asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has been for many years, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving.

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I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram sirloin. She informed me they only had a 500g sirloin. Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the half-kg.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...

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My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

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A similar incident: My friends and I were shopping in a Singapore Wrangler store. We collectively ended up buying $400 worth of stuff, and asked the cashier for a discount. She said you have to shop more to get a discount. "How much more?" we asked. "Minimum $500," she said. "And if we do, how much discount will you give us?" She thought for a moment and said 20%. So we quickly went and added $100 worth of more stuff, ran the bill up to $500, got the 20% discount, and ended up paying… you guessed it… $400!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

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Yep, they sure do walk among us. And they also reproduce!

Student's Jokes






























Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.



Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for
$6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher : No Ted, you don't know maths.
Ted: No teacher, you don't know my father well!



Mother: David, come here.David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now lah.


Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?



Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


Girl : Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love





Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born mah






Teacher : Simon, your essay "About My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No teacher, that is because it's the same dog mah!






Teacher: Where were u born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me lah, Sir. You mean a person's body, hands and legs sometimes born in separate places meh?


Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?



Ah Kow : No comb lah, Sir.
Teacher: Aiyah, simple, use your dad's then.
Ah Kow : He has no more hair, so no comb also loh Sir.






A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level' mah






Friday, October 10, 2008

Tagged by Suet Ling

What is the relationship of you and her/him?
Friends. Wish it was more than that though...
Your 5 impressions of her/him?
1. Cute
2. Understanding
3. Creative
4. Funny
5. A little nervous around me, I guess?
Most memorable things she/he have said to you?
"We both have alot in common"? Not sure if she even said that =D
If she/he becomes your lover, you will..
Jump for joy when no one's looking. Love her and take care of her. Do nice things together? Lol....
If she/he becomes your enemy, you will..
It'll never happen.
If she/he becomes your lover, she will have to improve on..?
Nothing. She has to improve ME.
The overall impression of her/him..
Perfect girl.
How do you feel the people around you feel about you?
I'm loud, prudent, and a little naive?
The character of you for yourself.
The king is burdened with many hats. (It means I'm alot of things)
On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself?
Lovesick, naive, and blur?
The most ideal person you wanna be?
Shia LeBouf meets Christiano Ronaldo.
For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.
Love you guys and gals lots. =)
List 10 people to tag
-Trisha
-Eric
-Jason Chua
-Jonathan Lee
-Jsen Yap
-Matthew Cho
-Seck Wei
-Tristan
-V oon Ho
-Eric Kong

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Tagged(sorta..) by Trisha

Name : Leon Woon (who doesn't know me? lol...)

Sisters :
None. Wish I had.

Brothers :
One

shoe size :
which boy knows his shoe size?

Height :
160-163....I dunno

Where do you live :
If you knew, I'd need a restraining order against you.

Favourite drinks : Coke, Pepsi Twist, Teh Ping(Iced Tea), Sarsi, and the list goes on....


Favourite breakfast :
I always love pancakes :)

Have you ever :

been on a plane?
Oh yes. Many times =)

Swam in the ocean?
Yeah, without goggles. It.Hurt.Like.Hell.
One of my stupidest mistake ever.

fallen asleep in school?
Want me to tell you how many hours in total?

broken someone's heart ?
Yup. Hope to never do it again, especially if it's a VERY cute girl.=)

Fell off your chair ?
a few times.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call ?
Waiting for an sms. Not a phone call. And I was lying on my bed, half asleep

Saved e-mails?
Yup.

What is your room like ?
Blue walls, A poster of Squall(FFVIII), Gundams,
Anime Figurines(only 2, okay?), and other trinkets. Kinda messy. Kinda


What's right beside you ?
My brother playing The Force Unleashed's story mode on the PSP for the 5th time.

What is the last thing you ate?
Noodles.

Ever had :

chicken pox ?
When i was young.

Sore throat?
Who hasn't?

Stitches?
Nope.

Broken nose?
Nope.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yeah. Happened a few times. And those girls knew about it too. Haha....

Like picnics?
Never. Want to though.

Who was the last person...

last made you smile?
Trisha. Made me laugh actually, because of her own amswers on this tag.

You last yelled at ?
My brother.

Today did you :

Talk to someone you like ?
Yeah.

Kissed anyone ?
Nope. =( haha....

get sick?
Nope. Thank goodness.

talked to an ex?
Nope. Never had an ex.

Miss someone?
Yeah. Does she know about it? Don't think so =(. Lol

Best feeling in the world?
Having your wishes come true :)
(a quote form Trisha)

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Used to when I was younger.

Who do you really hate ?
No one in particular. If I did, he'd be gone by now. I'd never hate a girl though =)

What time is it now?
3:39 p.m

Randoms:

Is there a person who is on your mind right now ?
Sorta.

Do you want children?
Yup. Making them's the best part =D

Do you smile often?
Yeah.

Do you like your hand-writing?
I do. Some other's don't. Haha!

Are your toenails painted?
Never will be.

whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?
Any bed except the ones in a hospital. Hard and stiff as a board.

What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black.

what were you doing at 7.00pm yesterday?
I was eating dinner.

I can't wait till :
SPM is over. I wanna learn how to drive, get my PS3, get a part-time job, earn some cash, start college.

When did you cry last :
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Are you a friendly person :

I think I am.

Do you have any pets?
Nope. Used to when I was young.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
In my heart and mind? Lol....

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
My brother. 'nuff said.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope. I'm not that typical.

what are you doing right now?
Doing this tag while getting my hair cut at Albert Nico's saloon with my family.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
A few times, I think. I tend to unconciously imagine things I've done before when I really haven't.

Can you handle the truth?
Only if it doesn't hurt much.

Are you closer to your mother or father?
Equal.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I forgot the last time I've cried.

how many people can you say you've really love?
REALLY love? umm....2? 3? 4? I dunno....

do you eat healthy?
Pretty much, yes. But there's those snacks like chocolates and sodas....

Do you still have pictures of you and your ex?
Never had an ex.....

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
Yeah.

How often do you go to church?
Almost every week.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
Suet Ling, Terry, Voon Keong, Wei Quan, Wei Yei, Hsien Wei and Jsen Yap.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
Loudly silent.

Are you confident?
Sometimes.

5 people i tag :
-Jason Chua
-Eric Leong
-Jonathan Lee
-Tristan Ng
-Jsen Yap