Murphy

Here are some of Murphy's Laws that I learned when I was in the US Marines a month ago.


-When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend

-If at first you don't succeed, then the bomb disarming squad probably isn't for you.

-Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

- The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

-Odd objects attract enemy fire. You are odd

-Walking point = sniper bait

-There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

-The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

-To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.