Surprised! Well, not really...

If you thought that the act of trying to ban Avril off our our stages last time was bad enough, today's newspaper must've sent your eyes rolling in annoyance.

That overzealous party that can't even win state election
without threatening to bore you to death
has proposed to ban our favorite Barbadian singer.

Guess who?






Yup, our beloved Rihanna.

Here's what the Star had to say about them. Mind, it's not even in the top 20 topic in Star Online. Hehe...

Its Federal Territory Youth chief Kamaruzaman Mohamad said inviting the Barbados-born singing sensation to Malaysia was “akin to insulting eastern culture, belittling local artistes, intentionally causing losses to the country’s economy and supporting Israel’s war policy, which is supported by America”. (Huh? So artistes are secret war-helpers now, eh? )

The *ahem!* Publically Astoundingly Stupid wing said it also found the Grammy award winner to be unsuitable because she often performed suggestively and wore skimpy, sexy outfits. (Who doesn't these days?)

Kamaruzaman said local concert sponsor Celcom should give priority to eastern cultures and local artistes. (Don't we also get a lot of that already? We want something different once in awhile....)

He said Rihanna’s appearance here would result in an outflow of local currency to the United States, and in turn, cause loss to the country and suffering to the Palestinians. (Double Huh?)

He reasoned that the United States supplies arms to its ally Israel from contributions and taxes collected from Americans. (Are you some James Bond in a sarong, buddy?)

“Whether Rihanna realises it or not, we know that the taxes she has paid also contributed to the war in Gaza,” Kamaruzaman said. (Sarong Stalker...)

Lemme know what you thing about it, ok guys?

Cheers.