Student's Jokes

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher : Why?

Student : There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for
$6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher : No Ted, you don't know maths.

Ted: No teacher, you don't know my father well!

Mother: David, come here.David: Yes, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now lah.

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Girl : Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born mah

Teacher : Simon, your essay "About My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon: No teacher, that is because it's the same dog mah!

Teacher: Where were u born?

Student: Singapore, Sir.

Teacher: Which part?

Student: All of me lah, Sir. You mean a person's body, hands and legs sometimes born in separate places meh?

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?

Ah Kow : No comb lah, Sir.

Teacher: Aiyah, simple, use your dad's then.

Ah Kow : He has no more hair, so no comb also loh Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.

'What did u get?' asked his father.

'My marks are under water,' said the boy.

'What do u mean 'under water'?'

'They are all below 'C' (sea) level' mah

Tagged by Suet Ling

What is the relationship of you and her/him?

Friends. Wish it was more than that though...

Your 5 impressions of her/him?

1. Cute

2. Understanding

3. Creative

4. Funny

5. A little nervous around me, I guess?

Most memorable things she/he have said to you?

"We both have alot in common"? Not sure if she even said that =D

If she/he becomes your lover, you will..

Jump for joy when no one's looking. Love her and take care of her. Do nice things together? Lol....

If she/he becomes your enemy, you will..

It'll never happen.

If she/he becomes your lover, she will have to improve on..?

Nothing. She has to improve ME.

The overall impression of her/him..

Perfect girl.

How do you feel the people around you feel about you?

I'm loud, prudent, and a little naive?

The character of you for yourself.

The king is burdened with many hats. (It means I'm alot of things)

On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself?

Lovesick, naive, and blur?

The most ideal person you wanna be?

Shia LeBouf meets Christiano Ronaldo.

For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.

Love you guys and gals lots. =)

List 10 people to tag

-Trisha

-Eric

-Jason Chua

-Jonathan Lee

-Jsen Yap

-Matthew Cho

-Seck Wei

-Tristan

-V oon Ho

-Eric Kong

Tagged(sorta..) by Trisha

Name : Leon Woon (who doesn't know me? lol...)

Sisters : None. Wish I had.

Brothers : One

shoe size : which boy knows his shoe size?

Height : 160-163....I dunno

Where do you live : If you knew, I'd need a restraining order against you.

Favourite drinks : Coke, Pepsi Twist, Teh Ping(Iced Tea), Sarsi, and the list goes on....

Favourite breakfast : I always love pancakes :)

Have you ever :

been on a plane?
Oh yes. Many times =)

Swam in the ocean?
Yeah, without goggles. It.Hurt.Like.Hell.
One of my stupidest mistake ever.

fallen asleep in school?
Want me to tell you how many hours in total?

broken someone's heart ?
Yup. Hope to never do it again, especially if it's a VERY cute girl.=)

Fell off your chair ?
a few times.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call ?
Waiting for an sms. Not a phone call. And I was lying on my bed, half asleep

Saved e-mails?
Yup.

What is your room like ?
Blue walls, A poster of Squall(FFVIII), Gundams,
Anime Figurines(only 2, okay?), and other trinkets. Kinda messy. Kinda

What's right beside you ?
My brother playing The Force Unleashed's story mode on the PSP for the 5th time.

What is the last thing you ate?
Noodles.

Ever had :

chicken pox ?
When i was young.

Sore throat?
Who hasn't?

Stitches?
Nope.

Broken nose?
Nope.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yeah. Happened a few times. And those girls knew about it too. Haha....

Like picnics?
Never. Want to though.

Who was the last person...

last made you smile?
Trisha. Made me laugh actually, because of her own amswers on this tag.

You last yelled at ?
My brother.

Today did you :

Talk to someone you like ?
Yeah.

Kissed anyone ?
Nope. =( haha....

get sick?
Nope. Thank goodness.

talked to an ex?
Nope. Never had an ex.

Miss someone?
Yeah. Does she know about it? Don't think so =(. Lol

Best feeling in the world?
Having your wishes come true :)
(a quote form Trisha)

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Used to when I was younger.

Who do you really hate ?
No one in particular. If I did, he'd be gone by now. I'd never hate a girl though =)

What time is it now?
3:39 p.m

Randoms:

Is there a person who is on your mind right now ?
Sorta.

Do you want children?
Yup. Making them's the best part =D

Do you smile often?
Yeah.

Do you like your hand-writing?
I do. Some other's don't. Haha!

Are your toenails painted?
Never will be.

whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?
Any bed except the ones in a hospital. Hard and stiff as a board.

What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black.

what were you doing at 7.00pm yesterday?
I was eating dinner.

I can't wait till :
SPM is over. I wanna learn how to drive, get my PS3, get a part-time job, earn some cash, start college.

When did you cry last :
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Are you a friendly person :
I think I am.

Do you have any pets?
Nope. Used to when I was young.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
In my heart and mind? Lol....

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
My brother. 'nuff said.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope. I'm not that typical.

what are you doing right now?
Doing this tag while getting my hair cut at Albert Nico's saloon with my family.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
A few times, I think. I tend to unconciously imagine things I've done before when I really haven't.

Can you handle the truth?
Only if it doesn't hurt much.

Are you closer to your mother or father?
Equal.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I forgot the last time I've cried.

how many people can you say you've really love?
REALLY love? umm....2? 3? 4? I dunno....

do you eat healthy?
Pretty much, yes. But there's those snacks like chocolates and sodas....

Do you still have pictures of you and your ex?
Never had an ex.....

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
Yeah.

How often do you go to church?
Almost every week.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
Suet Ling, Terry, Voon Keong, Wei Quan, Wei Yei, Hsien Wei and Jsen Yap.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
Loudly silent.

Are you confident?
Sometimes.

5 people i tag :
-Jason Chua
-Eric Leong
-Jonathan Lee
-Tristan Ng
-Jsen Yap

Minor Changes

Hello y'all. Hope you're enjoying your holiday so far. To all my Malay buddies out there, Selamat Hari Raya, yea?

Anyways, I got curious and tried to see if my blog raised a few spots or so in Google, and it did!

Instead of being 5th the last time when entering 'Leon's Loft', now it's 3rd!



Sorry the picture's not so clear....haha.....

So yeah, that's about it. Lol. Till the next time then =)

Wierd, but SO true.

- coca-cola would be green if coloring wasn`t added to it. - Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe. - Adolf Hitler only had one testicle. - You share a birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. - Only female mosquitoes bite. - The dot over the letter"i" is called a title. - The largest city in the US with a one syllable name is Flint, Michigan. - A whale`s penis is called a dork. - Shrimp`s hearts are in their heads. - Donkey`s kill more people annually than plane crashes. - Walt Disney was afraid of mice. - Your fingernail has the same ingredients as fly poop. - Turtles can breathe through their butts. Credits go to Suet Ling who found this first. =)

Bummer........

For the past 1 week, (since the 7th of September 2008 till the next Sunday...) I have been under the most horrifying curse EVA!!!!

For those of you who know what happened to me {maybe because you don't care? :'( LOL.....} I have been attacked by the dreaded dengue fever.

I started feeling pathetic on Sunday evening after finishing my Computer Literacy project (yes, we in MBS do take that subject, not for SPM though...) in 2 hours ONLY.(haha, bragging here. Ironically, we were supposed to visit my cousin who was in Pantai Hospital with dengue fever himself .Maybe I caught it from him?

Nah. I already felt feverish, not the good kind, mind, before I even visited my cuz.

Anyway, I was down with this major fever until Thursday when my mum said enogh was enough, and sent me to the hospital. After a blood test(ow...) I was diagnosed with dengue. (gasp!)

They then stabbed on an IV drip on me (OW!!) and brought me to a ward. It was four-roomed, and one of the fellas was snoring. LOL.

Few days passed, no more blood tests to calculate my blood and whatever.

No appetite.

Couldn't eat.

Ugh.

My mum then suggested to transfer me to a double-bed ward for more privacy. Couldn't sleep well at night. Hospital beds are stiff!!

I was really touched that many people like Terry, Hsien Wei, Voon Keong, Rose, Ling and Jerica took thier time to text me some get-well texts. Thanks guys. Love you lots. :)

On the last 2 days I was finally transferred to a single-bed ward with Astro. Yay! Sad part was, it only had several channels. Not more than 10! :(

Finally, today I had good enough of a result to be able to go back home. Yay! So good to be outta there! LOL. Trouble is, I have to go tomorrow to take a follow-up test to see if I'm ok enough. So I sign off here.

Cheers.

Of Milo and Hamburgers

Today at recess things were going normal.

Then when it was about to end and only me and Wei Yei were sitting at a table, he thought it was safe enough to dip his half-eaten hamburger into his Milo.

I went all "What the...!"

He didn't reply. All he did was sit there smiling all funny.

Wonder how it tasted.....guess I'll never know.....

Other than that, everything was fine.

Oh, and my trials ended today.

I is the very happy.

Lol.

Yippee

I Googled my blog's name for no reason and guess what?

Under the name 'Leon's Loft at blogspot', my blog came up as 1st place!




Yay!

To be more general, I Googled 'Leon's Loft' on it's own and it's in 5th place!



Yay too!

Woohoo!

Lolz.....

credits go to Google for such a good job.
And yes, my beloved viewers too for continuously visiting my blog. :)